A Mostly Accurate Transcript of a Conversation Edited for Brevity Except This Message
atty: Here is my 150,000 word essay blog post about--
My producer, Fang: Let's just tell everyone that we're extending a 13% off sale through the end of the month. Entire shop. No code needed, discount applied automatically. We need to figure out where are weaknesses are, so this is a stress-test of everything.
atty: How do we talk about the fact we're launching 8 new designs later this month?
Fang: By constructing this conversation. They aren't quite ready yet, but will be soon. Fortunately, the 13% off sale is in addition to our $20-free-shipping-USA until end of the year.
atty: Do you think that'll work?
Fang, pressing button: Yes.