Happy Birthday to my Favorite Dragon greeting card


$4.00

Back of Card Text

Netherworld Post Office offers free haunting and cursing services on all orders, so there is a chance this card may thus be affected. Hopefully to your benefit! Please consult the person, or thing, that gave you this card for specific details — we are bound to silence by the arcane rules of stationery purveyors, ghost post business etiquette, and mortal confidentiality laws.

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Select from cream, black, or one of eight other envelope color options

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Together, a card and envelope from our shop together weigh 0.5 ounces (about 14g). Thus, it qualifies for one First Class USPS stamp when mailed from, and to, anywhere within the United States. Typically, one card, a few stickers, and one or two sheets of paper will weigh less than 1oz.

If you do not have a scale, and you are sending a questionably-heavy card, it is best to either add an extra stamp or take it to the post office, most of which have help desks and automated machines to weigh and measure.


When closed, greeting cards are 4.25 x 5.5 inches (about 10.8 x 13.3cm), which is the same size as a sheet of letter paper folded both horizontally and vertically.

Envelopes are 4.375 x 5.75 inches (about 11.1 x 14.6cm) and can comfortably fit a card and a few sheets of paper.

In stationery stores within the United States, this is commonly referred to as size "A2".

Both cards and envelopes are produced with uncoated paper, allowing for a smooth, even writing surface with most pens, pencils, markers, etc.

Card interiors and envelopes are unprinted.