I Hope this Fireball Finds You Failing to Save greeting card
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Our greeting cards come with a blank eggshell-white envelope. The color is a gentle off-white, helping ensure your cards and letters will not get mixed up with junk mail, bills, or other undesirable postal bits.
Our card interiors are blank.
Both cards and envelopes are produced with uncoated paper, allowing for a smooth, even writing surface with most pens, pencils, markers, etc.
Printed in the USA.
When closed, greeting cards are 4.25 x 5.5 inches (about 10.8 x 13.3cm), which is the same size as a sheet of letter paper folded both horizontally and vertically.
Envelopes are 4.375 x 5.75 inches (about 11.1 x 14.6cm) and can comfortably fit a card and a few sheets of paper.
In stationery stores within the United States, this is commonly referred to as size "A2".
A card and envelope together weigh 0.5 ounces (about 14g).